{"product_id":"butt-clencher-can-cooler","title":"Butt Clencher Can Cooler | Funny Sports Koozie","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhen the lead gets tight, clench accordingly.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Butt Clencher is a can cooler built for the most stressful moments in sports. When the lead gets tight and every play has you clenching, your drink might as well join you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable in two highly scientific configurations: \u003cstrong\u003ePurple Panic\u003c\/strong\u003e and \u003cstrong\u003eOrange Outrage\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFits standard 12 oz cans\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft black neoprene can cooler\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures a fully clenched, padded rear end\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFull-color front and back graphics\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose Purple Panic or Orange Outrage\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDesigned in Maryland\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e Butt Clencher team-inspired graphic and variant name.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e “Load When the Lead Gets Tight.”\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor tailgates, watch parties, playoff-induced panic, and anyone who has ever stood six inches from the television yelling at grown men they cannot hear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003csmall\u003e\u003cem\u003eBeverage and display coaster shown in photos are not included.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/small\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSee The Butt Clencher™ in action.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cem\u003eExperience the future of koozie technology.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 400px; margin: 20px auto;\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv style=\"position: relative; padding-bottom: 177.78%; height: 0; overflow: hidden;\"\u003e\n    \u003ciframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Sc397SPaMZs\" title=\"Butt Clenchers Commercial\" style=\"position: absolute; top: 0; left: 0; width: 100%; height: 100%; border: 0;\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" allowfullscreen\u003e\n    \u003c\/iframe\u003e\n  \u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n","brand":"Skrilliam Skribblez","offers":[{"title":"Purple Panic","offer_id":50144080658709,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Orange Outrage","offer_id":50144080691477,"sku":null,"price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/3157\/0453\/files\/ButtClencherMain.webp?v=1788341256","url":"https:\/\/www.skrilliamskribblez.com\/products\/butt-clencher-can-cooler","provider":"Skrilliam Skribblez","version":"1.0","type":"link"}