{"product_id":"not-another-rebuild-sticker-pack","title":"Not Another Rebuild Orioles Sticker Pack | 3 Waterproof Vinyl Stickers","description":"\u003ch2\u003ePlease. Not Another Rebuild.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eFor the Orioles fan who has seen enough five-year plans, prospect timelines, questionable decisions, and press conferences to last a lifetime.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThis original Skrilliam 3-pack celebrates the special mix of optimism, frustration, and existential dread that comes with being one of the Birdland faithful. Love the team. Question the plan.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's Included\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDave OPACY\u003c\/strong\u003e – Just another bird colonel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOrioles Psyduck\u003c\/strong\u003e – For when everything is fine. Totally fine. Nothing to worry about.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMike Elias Bird Poop\u003c\/strong\u003e – A subtle and sophisticated expression of your feelings about management.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eBuilt to Last\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003ePremium matte vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWaterproof \u0026amp; weatherproof\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eScratch \u0026amp; fade resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDave OPACY: approximately 2.5\" × 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eOrioles Psyduck: approximately 2.7\" × 2.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMike Elias Bird Poop: approximately 2.67\" × 3\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eDesigned \u0026amp; illustrated in Maryland\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFrustrated Orioles fans\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBirdland faithful\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBaltimore baseball diehards\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eFans with strong opinions about management\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCamden Yards regulars\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eMaryland natives and transplants\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eBaseball fans with a sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eThe group chat after another questionable move\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eStick Them Anywhere\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eWater bottles\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eLaptops\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCoolers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eNotebooks\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTumblers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eTailgate gear\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eCar windows\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003eAnywhere you'd like to peacefully express your displeasure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eLove This Pack?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eLooking for even more weirdly specific designs?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSave when you build your own custom sticker bundle.\u003c\/strong\u003e Mix Baltimore sports, cartoons, retro gaming, and other inside jokes into one order.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.skrilliamskribblez.com\/products\/build-your-own-sticker-pack\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eBuild My Sticker Bundle →\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Art of the Inside Joke\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eSkrilliam Skribblez creates original artwork inspired by Baltimore sports, retro gaming, cartoons, movies, music, and pop culture. Every design is illustrated in Maryland for fans who appreciate references that are weirdly specific and strangely familiar.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeirdly Specific. Strangely Familiar.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThanks for supporting a small Maryland artist.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Skrilliam Skribblez","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":50068929085717,"sku":null,"price":12.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0807\/3157\/0453\/files\/Rebuild-Main.webp?v=1785796366","url":"https:\/\/www.skrilliamskribblez.com\/products\/not-another-rebuild-sticker-pack","provider":"Skrilliam Skribblez","version":"1.0","type":"link"}